I Spy

i'm more important in the usa

than a spy for the fbi

i'm trained to meet

the criminal elite

and i seek out wherever evil resides

i spy

i'm at home in the streets of rome

or just hanging round old shanghai

danger is my logo

espionage a go-go

i'm just diggin' this american crime

two deadly agents of a wicked persuasion

tried to send me on a permanent vacation

i gave them the slip

cause i'm totally hip

to that modern counter espionage

i spy

i got a bulletproof car and a secret star

and a ring with xray eyes

i wear spanish boots

crooks brother suits

and i don't know how to cry