Party In My Pants

I was ten years old

When I made a discovery

I felt this tingling sensation

All through my body

I knew it wasn't something you tell your parents

So I made it a secret afterschool project

Oh I've been practicing

Oh ever since

Yeah

There's a party in my pants

Party in my pants

For me and my friend

There's a party in my pants

Party in my pants

Just me and my hand

I touch myself in the morning

I touch myself in the evening

I touch myself on my lunch break

I touch myself thinking 'bout your girlfriend

I don't need anybody

I put my trust in me on me

Yeah

These fingers are mine

They never let me down

I'm an expert in the field

I've been doing this for years

I like it soft I like it wet

I like my undies in a mess

I touch myself in the morning

I touch myself in the evening

I touch myself on my lunch break

I touch myself thinking 'bout your girlfriend

I touch myself

I touch myself

I touch myself

I touch myself

There's a party in my pants

For me and my friend

There's a party in my pants

Just me and my hand