Baloney Bay

We was sliding down a stream

On a raft or in a dream

I don't care

Birds was there

And I was home

There was a bottle in the sun

You and me we'd done split one

I don't care

One was there

The cork was thrown

We cooked a trout up for our lunch

We'd had more worms we'd a caught a bunch

I don't care

Fish was there

And they weren't goin'

We passed a wood 'bout suppertime

There's trees enough in there to climb

I don't care

There's bears in there

We'd best float on

The moon was new and the dark was deep

You told me stories 'til I feel asleep

I don't care

There's dreams in there

To tell me more

We got up when the moon went down

We was sailing right through town

I don't care

There's people there

Double time the oars

Next day we made sail

Drew a picture of a whale

I don't care

No humpbacks there

It just looked right

The alligators all would wave

As we our best catches gave

I don't care

There's enough to spare

Just for the sight

It went on and on that way

'Til we hit Baloney Bay

I don't care

There's trains down there

To get me home

So our pirate days were through

But there must be something new

I don't care

A world's out there

For us to roam