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Artist: Beetle Juice
Canonical path: /beetle-juice/creepy-old-guy
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Creepy Old Guy
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Creepy Old Guy
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[Lydia]
Way back when
I was just ten
Simple and sweet
Everywhere
Fellas would stare
Out on the street
And I felt used
Kinda confused
I would refuse to look in their eyes
But now I really love creepy old guys!
[All]
We all do!
[Barbara]
Gum disease
[Delia]
Skin like grilled cheese
[Lydia]
Saggy old asses!
[Delia]
Saggy old asses!
[Lydia]
It's cute and vile-
[Delia and Barbara]
Hey baby, smile!
[Lydia]
To each girl that passes!
[Delia]
(Wolf-whistling)
[Lydia]
They make me blush!
[Barbara]
Can't get enough!
[Lydia]
Now one of 'em loves me, wants to be mine!
[Barbara and Delia]
That's right!
[Lydia]
Marrying my own creepy old guy!
[Betelgeuse]
I'm a creepy old guy!
[Lydia]
My creepy old guy, my creepy old guy
I'm so happy I could cry!
[Barbara and Delia]
Girls may seem disgusted, but we're actually just shy!
[Lydia]
My creepy old groom!
[Barbara]
Creepy old groom!
[Barbara and Lydia]
Play that wedding tune
[Lydia]
Hey folks, step aside!
[Betelgeuse]
I am older, but I'm glad I waited!
[Lydia]
'Cuz here comes the bride!
I am marrying my creepy old guy
[The others]
Creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy
[Lydia]
My creepy old guy!
[The others]
Creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy!
[Lydia]
Fix his hair
Get him prepared
For Armageddon
[Barbara]
Sure, the groom
Crawled out of a tomb-
[Delia]
But hey, hey, it's a wedding!
[Lydia]
So dim the lights
Pick up some rice
Say something nice!
It's my day to shine
I'm getting hitched to my creepy old guy!
[Betelgeuse]
It's showtime!
[Barbara and Delia]
Creepy old guy, creepy old guy
She's marrying a creepy old guy!
[Charles]
Have you guys seen Lolita?
This is just like that, but fine!
[The others]
Creepy old dude, creepy old dude
Our faith has been renewed
Now love is alive!
[Lydia]
Wave your baby girl goodbye
I am walking down the aisle
I wanna see a tear in every eye as I pass by
I know that on the outside he's disgusting
And even on the inside, he's disgusting
But I know that this time, I'm makin' it right
[The others]
Making it right, making it right!
[Lydia]
With my family by my side
[Betelgeuse]
O-M-G
Dressed to a T
Fancy and formal
I found me a wife
L'chaim! To life!
This is so normal!
I was ignored
But now, I'm adored!
'Cause I extorted, tortured, and lied
Give it up for my underage bride!
[The others]
Here comes the bride
Here comes the bride
God be glorified!
[All (including Betelgeuse and Lydia)]
I can't believe some cultures think this kind of thing's alright
[Lydia]
My creepy old guy
My creepy old guy
Doesn't he deserve a chance at life?
[Betelgeuse]
oh, yeah, that's right!
[The others]
Yeah, that's right!
[Lydia]
Let's make him alive!
I am marrying my creepy old guy!
[The others]
Guy, guy, guy, creepy old guy, guy, guy, creepy old guy!
Guy, guy!
[Betelgeuse]
I have chills!
[All]
Yeeeeeeeeah!
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