Levi Johnston's Blues

Woke up this morning, what do I see

Three thousand cameras pointed at me

Dude says, "You Levi?"

I'm like, "Yes, that's me sir"

"Well you just knocked up the VP nominee's daughter"

So I tell him "No, you got it wrong mister,

Already got a girl and her name's Bristol"

They all laugh and say "Where you been, sonny?

Your mother in law's a heartbeat from the presidency"

So I say, "Mother in law? No, we aint getting married"

They say, "Soon you will boy, she just announced it"

I get on my dirtbike and ride to my girl's home

Gonna lay down the law

Tell her what's goin' on

I'm a fuckin' redneck, I live to hang out with the boys

Play some hockey, do some fishin' and kill some moose

I like to shoot the shit and do some chillin' I guess

You fuck with me and I'll kick your ass

So we talk and it turns out we don't believe in abortion

And sex outside marriage is against our religion

And when I try to tell them I'm 18 years old,

They say "Levi it's too late, you've got to do as you're told"

I'm a fuckin' redneck, I live to hang out with the boys

Play some hockey, do some fishin' and kill some moose

I like to shoot the shit and do some chillin' I guess

You fuck with me and I'll kick your ass