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Gordo's Revenge

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Gordo's Revenge

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[Man speaking:]

When I'm bagging all your chickens well see who looks cool

Yo girl, ever done it with a guy who's only 2 foot 2?

I may be a tad shorter, have u ever wrestled a midget?

Keep talking shit, I'll set up a cage match next Special Olympics

Keep making short jokes, midgets always get more bitches

And I bet your wife's got a fetish for fucking guys with dwarfism

I got problems and I got em in the worst way

Maybe it's the for fact that I've been the same fucking height since first grade

I had a nice teacher, wore a wife beater with no shirt,

But I'm 37 years old still waitin to hit my growth spurt

I'm a freak of nature, Jesus hates yuh

Something of sorts but every time I stood up for myself seems I was comin up short

I never really had a problem tryin 2 reach a cervical,

But in high school I needed a high stool just to reach the urinal

[? ]

I wear stilts to amusement parks so I can ride the roller coasters.

[Chorus:]

Life as a shorty shouldn't b so rough

Yo I'm so short my suitcase is a fanny pack

For me is [? ] a family size I park em in the handicap

I'm so gifted where the sun don't shine don't need a penis blinder?

I may be happy size but I'm the perfect type to eat vagina

Knock me off my feet black I'll get up and bust back

Uppercut your knee caps and head but your nut sack

I'll never get taller, cause it seems I've reached my full capacity

My dicks 2 inches but I'm so short I tell girls it hang fast

My knees to boost my self esteem

I go 2 the circuses now who's the freak,

If I choose 2 eat at restaurants they better have a booster seat,

Just cause I'm short doesn't mean I don't like big tittied hoes,

But if I want to hit it doggy style I gotta stand on my tippy toes

Sick in the head stick a dick in the bed

I'll hit it from each angle

I'm so short, I sit on the curb my fuckin feet dangle

So many women try to molest me

I'm not pervetically balanced

Please don't call me short I prefer vertically challenged

[Chorus:]

Life as a shorty shouldn't b so rough

[benefit talking]

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