If I Owned A Midget

life's got me mad, but if i had a midget i'd be glad

to watch him jump around on my nintendo power pad

he'd have a big head, short legs and long torso

the name that i'd give my pet midget is little gordo

i'd teach him tricks like back flips and side kicks

when company came over he'd preform and get tips

while im eatin' at night

in the kitchen he'd be able

to get the food scraps that i threw under the table

if my midget was ever bad

and acted enraged

then i'd take him to the bathroom

and put him in his cage

but if he kept actin' up and really made me sick

i'd hang him upside down

and poke him with a stick

Little Gordo

would be good, mosta the time though

he'd like to wear a helmet and run around yelling