You Stood Me Up

You stood me up

You, you stood me up

You stood me up, you stood me up

You had a date with me

On April 17th

I showed up at the dairy queen

Where we were 'sposed to meet

I got there at 4:53

We were 'sposed to meet at 5

I had a butterfinger blizzard and some fries

When you didn't show up, I got worried that you might've had a wreck

But some friends of mine said they saw you puking off a parking deck

(Downtown)

You stood me up

You, you stood me up

You stood me up, you stood me up

I saw you just the other day

I can't believe you tried to lie

You said you had bronchitis

When you were out with some other guy

At the time it kinda bothered me

Now I don't care at all

My girl's a dame with jet black hair; in heels she's 6 feet tall

And I never would've never met the girl if you would've showed up that night

Next time you break a date, make sure your alibi's air tight

(Tied down)

You stood me up

You, you stood me up

You stood me up, you stood me up

You stood me up

You, you stood me up

You stood me up, you stood me up

I guess you got me

Yeah, you really got me

Hundred million ways to break a heart

And that's one you taught me