Be Prepared

37 years ago a witch done put a spell on me

A spell where when I'm talkin' I'm singin' it with glee

When you're always singin' you got to live alone

That's why I made this mountain shack my home

And when you're on the mountain, you got no guarantees

That life will turn up roses or turn out as you please

When you're on the mountain, there's lots to be a'feared

That's why this here old mountain goat's prepared!

Be prepared, be prepared

This lesson must be shared

This lesson must be shared, be prepared

Be prepared, be prepared

And unless you got a spare

You got one life so handle it with care

I got horns that open bottles

And I got horns that hold my keys

I got horns that when you turn 'em right

They help me watch TV

I got horns that open pickle jars

And horns that come with hair

I got horns that hang my other horns

I always come prepared

Be prepared, be prepared

This lesson must be shared

This lesson must be shared, be prepared

Be prepared, be prepared

And unless you got a spare

You got one life so handle it with care

Yeehee, keep your hands and feet

Inside of the vehicle at all times

Ooh, an avalanche is comin' and I do not feel prepared

It's rumblin' like a mountain lion, I must say that I'm scared

And if not for the witch's spell you'd hear just how I scream

But since I'm only singin', I'll just yodel till we're creamed