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Artist: beNUTS
Canonical path: /benuts/3-condoms
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3 Condoms
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3 Condoms
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I got a girl and I'm so glad she's mine
From top to toe she's pretty she looks fine
Her mother's gentle her sister is nice and cute
Her father is working but I heard that he was rude
The only problem me and my girlfriend had
Until tonight we could not go to bed
But now I'm invited by her family
to stay overnight so I go to the pharmacy
Three condoms I need three condoms
Three condoms is all I need
Three condoms I need three condoms
'cause my girlfriend's sister she looks so so sweet
Three condoms I need three condoms
A lot of fun for little cash
Three condoms I need three condoms
'cause my girlfriend's mother she still looks fresh
To the man at the counter I said I'm gonna have some sex that's hot
I need the toughes, strongest, most industustrial condoms you got
Gimme the one that's bulbous in the head and the one that's green
A box of nails and a gallon of vaseline
Tonight's the night that I knock on her door
Her father answers and knocks me to the floor
I smile at him but he growls back at me
He was the man behind the counter at the pharmacy
Little sister don't you
Little sister don't you
Little sister don't you kiss me once or twice
And say it's very nice and then you run
Little sister don't you do what you your big sister done
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