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Artist: Beowulf
Canonical path: /beowulf/a-dozen-virgins
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A Dozen Virgins
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A Dozen Virgins
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There were a dozen virgins
Fresians Thanes and Franks
We took them for some pickn'
but all we got were wanks.
*Chorus
Oh, we are Beowulf's army.
Each a mighty Thane
we'll pummel your asses
and ravage your lasses
and do it all again.
The prettiest of the virgins
she was so fair and sweet.
I told her I'd a organ
For where to spread my seeed.
*Chorus
The oldest of the virgins
she was a vandal lass.
I showed her my mighty weapon
and she showed me her ass.
*Chorus
The fattest of the virgins
we took her for a whore.
I gave her all me codpiece
she still wanted more.
*Chorus
Her sister was from Norway
She cost me 20 groats.
She showed there was more ways
then oneto show me oats.
*Chorus
Her mother was from Iceland
and she was very hot.
It took a whole damn iceberg
to cool her burning twat.
*Chorus
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