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Big Bad Barbie Doll

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Big Bad Barbie Doll

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Well she's 6 foot 2 and her eyes are blue

And you ain't got a chance if she looks at you

There's nowhere to hide, nowhere to run

You won't have nothin' when she gets done

She'll lift you up just to watch you fall

She's a big bad Barbie doll

Big bad Barbie doll

Big bad Barbie doll

Big bad Barbie doll

She's a big bad Barbie doll

She's got no heart, and she's got no soul

And the color of her love is black as coal

I had a girl and her name was Sue

She hurt me so bad, made my heart turn blue

She took all my love, she took all my money

I guess I could laugh, but it ain't that funny

Nothing I could do about it after all

She was just another big bad Barbie doll

Big bad Barbie doll

She's a big bad Barbie doll

She's a big bad Barbie doll

She's a big bad Barbie doll

She'll break your legs just to watch you crawl

And her heart's as hard as a bowling ball

Well, B-I-G B-A-D B-A-R-B-I-E D-O double L

Yeah, B-I-G B-A-D B-A-R-B-I-E D-O double L

Well, B-I-G B-A-D B-A-R-B-I-E mutant from Mattel

Well I shoulda paid attention

When my mama tried to mention,

"Son, you're gonna have a heart attack

And never get your money back

That long-leggy, hip-shaky, mega-busty, super-lusty,

Evil devil femme fatale emasculatin' woman's

Got you lookin' like a fool

Ridin' naked on a bull

If you wanna ride the rodeo,

Why don't you go to Idaho?"

Big bad Barbie doll

She's a big bad Barbie doll

She's a big bad Barbie doll

She's a big bad Barbie doll

She's got no heart and she's got no soul

And the color of her love is black as coal

Big bad Barbie doll

She's a big bad Barbie doll

She's a big bad Barbie doll

She's a big bad Barbie doll

She'll lift you up just to watch you fall

Look out, she's a big bad Barbie doll

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