500

500 thousand dollars

For your stardust

500, 'cause you get what you deserve

500, 'cause you've held it back since august

500, boy you sure have got some nerve

You've been on my mind

Suddenly gone blind

You've been on my mind

600 for a letter from your fan club

600,, though you probably want more

600, 'cause you've kept it in your bathtub

600, boy, I've heard it all before

You've been on my mind

Scratching at your door

You've been on my mind

You know I have been sweet on you forever

That's why I have been

Stealing all your stuff

Buy 500 thousand worth of clever

And you'll see that I can't ever get enough

Buy 500 roses and a shotgun

I'm sure you'll find it difficult to choose

Sometimes I hear you'll even

Get a refund

In that way it is impossible to loose