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Artist: Plastic Bertrand
Canonical path: /bertrand-plastic/le-petit-tortillard
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Le Petit Tortillard
Le Petit Tortillard lyrics by Plastic Bertrand. J'suis le petit tortillard Qui se pointe à l'aise, en r'tard Je me tortille dans toutes les gares Je fais wooo...
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Le Petit Tortillard
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J'suis le petit tortillard
Qui se pointe à l'aise, en r'tard
Je me tortille dans toutes les gares
Je fais wooo woooo
Ma loco danse le pogo
Johnny Rotten et ses voyooooous
J'suis le train à tout le monde
La Madonna des sleepings
Le train de mon enfance roule
Sur les rails de mon indifférence
Et ne s'arrête qu'à Saint-Lazare
A Pariiiiiis
Jamais j'déraille, voilà l'travail
Micheline, t'es con,
Allonge-toi sur les rails
J'envoie personne à la gare
J'suis bien trop bien pour ça
Les vaches ont l'droit d'regard
Gare à la sidérodromophobiiiiiie
J'suis le p'tit tortillard
Qui se pointe à l'aise, en r'tard
En baladant à gauche, à droite
Mon cigare à roulettes
Je tiens, Madame,
à votre disposition
Des coucheeettes (woooo)
J'suis le petit tortillard
Qui se pointe à l'aise, en r'tard (wooo woooo)
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