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Artist: Plastic Bertrand
Canonical path: /bertrand-plastic/plastic-boy
Related lyric paths: 6
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Plastic Boy
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Plastic Boy
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C'est vrai, j'ai plus vingt ans
J'suis le King du divan
J'suis placé dans l'cash-box,
Je passe dans les juke-boxes
Que j'adore Dalida
Qu'a cent ans de plus que moi
Et dans les statistiques
Il n'y a que du Plastic
On m'prête des intentions
On brime mes illusions
On copie mes chansons
On m'voit, télévision
{Refrain:}
Plastic Boy
Plastic Boy
Je vous rends fous et ça m'affole.
Wooooo wooooo wooooo
Plastic Boy
Plastic Boy
Je vous rends fous et ça m'affole.
J'ai trafiqué mon nom
Parce qu'il était trop con
Et pendant le mois d'août
Je m'fais du blé partout
Mes cheveux sont pas blond
J'ai un culot canon
Je ne suis pas un fou
Je suis né dans un chou
C'est encore lui ? Ah non !
Plus d'Voulzy ! Plus d'Souchon !
C'est quand la dépression ?
Je pleure, cachez les oignons !
{au Refrain}
La la la la la la...
On m'prête des intentions
On brime mes illusions
On copie mes chansons
On m'voit, télévision
{x2:}
Plastic Boy
Plastic Boy
Je vous rends fous et ça m'affole
Plastic Boy
Plastic Boy
Woooo woooo
Plastic Boy
Plastic Boy
Wooooo
On m'prête des intentions
On brime mes illusions
On copie mes chansons
On m'voit, télévision
{au Refrain}
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