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Artist: Bertus Staigerpaip
Canonical path: /bertus-staigerpaip/rits
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Rits
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Rits
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Mun broek zit veul te strak, ik krijg 'em nie oit
Hai staat wel erg snel, mee die rooie roit
Ik zaag 'em legge in 'n winkeltje in tweedhands goed
De juffrouw zee: "Past-em es aan, hai staot jou vast wel goed"
Noa 'n uurken stoeien zaat iker er aindelijk in
De verkoopster vroeg: "Is-ie noar oewe zin"
Ik zee: "Nou maok ik wel de blits, alleen heb
Ik nou problemen mee die rits"
Din de disco vuulde ik m'n aige niet kits
Ze zate daar alleen mar mooi te zain, bai die plastic disco hits
Dus op weg naor 'n hardere kroeg, mar 't zat nie mee
Want plotseling gebeurde het, ik moes naor de WC
Noa 'n uurke stoeien was-ie er aindelijk oit
Oit die veul te strakke broek mee die rooie roit
Mar veur de rest gaat alles wel blits
Ik had alleen nog mar problemen mee die rits
In die hard-rock-tent zaat 't vol
Iedereen die had 't noar zunne zin
Ze ginge oit den bol
Mar mee main goat alles fout, wa zai ik toch unnen sul
Want munne rits scheurde oit mekaar dus stond ik veur lul
En de juffrouw zee nog: "Is-ie naor oewe zin
Mee 'n bietje wringen kom d'r heus wel in"
Maar nou maok ik dus himmel nie de blits
Want 't is mooi klote mee die rits
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