Happy

Don't think that I've forgotten

All the ways you did me wrong

But my friends are tired of hearing

'Bout how you are Satan's spawn

So I've done a lot of thinking

And I wanna wish you well

Just to prove how much I've grown

Since I told you to go to hell

I want you to be happy

Just not quite as happy as you

Could have been if you had stayed with me

And I hope that you're successful

Like, maybe not your dream job

But a really solid second choice

With a smaller salary

And I know one day you'll meet a girl

I bet she'll be dumb

And average, looking

So when I compare myself to her

I won't feel so sad

About what we might have had

That would make me happy

On Instagram I've hidden

How much I have been a mess

I post pictures with mimosas

Captioned: I'm so #blessed

I confess that I've been lying

It's time that I come clean

'Cause I've really turned a corner

Let me tell you what I mean

I want you to be happy

Just not quite a happy as I

Plan on being with somebody else

And oh, he'll be successful

But doing what he loves

'Cause unlike you he knows that there is

So much more to life than wealth

And when you find out I met a guy

I bet you'll get drunk

And then try to call me

But I'll tell you I don't have the time

To hear your regrets

Because I couldn't care less

That would make me happy

And screw it

Why do I have to pretend that

I want the best for you?

'Cause if I'm being honest

That is so far from the truth

'Cause you deserve to be unhappy

And if there's any justice

Karma's coming soon to

Bite you in the ass

'Cause we had something awesome

And if you couldn't see it

Well then you should pause this song

To go and have your dumb eyes checked

And when you finally realize

That you had it good

When we were together

It will be too late to make it right

I won't want to make up

Because I won the break-up

That would make me happy

Yes that would make me happy