I'm Ugly and I Don't Know Why

I was walking home from school one day

When I saw Danny standing there

I tired to show him my dirty underwear

He showed me his, but nothing could compare

Then he said

You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?

You're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too

You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do?

You're ugly... because you're ugly

You know, I kinda wonder when I think back to those days

Why did all the boys get scared and run away?

So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true

And my reflection looked at me like it was scared too

And it said

You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?

You're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too

You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do?

You're ugly... because you're ugly

Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade

love...

His name was Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Toughskins

And everyday after school I'd go pick him up at his classroom

And one day these three little girls came out right before he did

And one this girl named Heidi Weller had a handfull of pumpkin

seeds

And I said "Let me see those pumpkin seeds" and she said "No"

And I said "let me see those pumpkin seeds NOW bitch"

And I looked at them and they Danny Irving's name written on

each and every one of those damn pumpkin seeds

And I said "Hey bitch. That's my boyfriend. Why d'you have

my boyfriend's name written on all your pumpkin seeds?

I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass, bitch"

And you know what she had the nerve to say to me?

She said

You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?

You're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too

You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do?

You're ugly... Because you're ugly

Then I told her to bend over, and gave her another crack in her ass.