Scratch Tha DJ

hey there boys, you look pretty cute behind that computer screen.

this is anastia.

you look pretty cute in all yr make up.

fake ballet dancer.

she said i'm a poser fake ballerina, she said i'm a

poser fake ballerina, she said i'm a poser fake

ballerina, said that madonnas a much better singer.

stuck in traffic with the radio blasting, dj saying something nasty.

says i'm a poser fake ballerina, said that Donalley is

a much better singer.

finally move get off the exit, find a station and park the lexus

find the room and the dj asshole, grab the mic in a

freestyle outcold

julie jammin up the v-u meter

revenge radio, nothing sweeter, somebody calls on the

request line, hey btrash it's about fucking time

play some records and tell it like it is, sick of creed christian rock jizz

can you put pt grimm on, what about some mannequin porn

their new mp3 got it going on

and we'll keep rocking to the break of dawn

fake ballerina

fake ballerina

fake ballerina

fake ballerina

we come from nina and tina to give to dina and lena

don't make me choose up between em cuz i'm a fake ballerina.

okie okie, we'll do what we can, but we got to bail

cuz here comes the man, sirens blaring down the street

got to beat for a hissy trart

fucking pigs always on our ass, got to bail so we

better move fast. so we put on Nelly and crank

it all the way. distorted country grammer kickin every which way

speakers bumping left and right jet out the back door

outta sight, jump in the car and back on the

freeway, btrash goddamn, it was a lame day.