All Points North

Let's join the new teens

yeah let's join their army

and hang out at bus stops

swapping high school stories

scare away travelers

chain smoke and laugh all day (a-ay)

go away to college

skip class and fuck all day

praise west pitsfield for bein' yeah just breathin'

pretend they love us just about as much as we love them

i'm tired of waitin'

come on let's go

i'm tired of sayin'

come on let's go

hey hey

let's get trapped under the ice

yeah we'll brag to our best friends

play tag with the sea life

we make a lot of new friends

and we'll become folk legends, hurray

let's get your dad drunk

so he can embarass you with

stories about young whores

business trips hey business is good

we'll disagree about nothin'

then we'll kiss

yeah blame it on beer

snow cones and shivers

so much fun we forgot to leave

i'm tired of waitin' come on let's go

i'm tired of sayin' come on let's go

hey hey

let's visit your unwed moms

we'll dance to some new wave songs

and you've known each other all the while

because we made a lot of new friends

but we'll still cry ourselves to sleep