Schoolin Life

This is for them twenty-somethin's

Time really moves fast, you were just sixteen

This is for them thirty-somethin'

That didn't turn out exactly how your mom and dad wanted you to be

This is for them forty-somethin'

Well, raise up your glass and laugh like a motherfucker

This is for them fifty-somethin'

Hell, you're halfway there, baby, take it to the head

Mom and dad tried to hide the world

Said the world's just too big for a little girl

Eyes wide open, can't you see?

I had my first heels by the age of thirteen

Mom and dad tried to hide the boys

I swear that just made them want me more

At fourteen, they asked what I wanna be

I said: Baby, twenty-one, so I get me a drink

I'm not a teacher, babe

But I can teach you somethin'

Not a preacher

But we can pray if you wanna

Ain't a doctor

But I can make you feel better

But I’m great at writing physical love letters

I'm a freak all day, a-a-all night

Ooh, hot, top, flight

Boy, out of sight

And I’m crazy all day, a-a-all night

Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life?

Schoolin’ life

Schoolin’ life

This is for them pretty somethin's

Living in a fastlane, see you when you crash, babe

This is for them sexy somethin's

That body ain't gon' always get you out of everything

This is for them bitter somethin's

Stop living in regret, baby, it's not over yet

And this is for them chipper somethin's

That's high on life, baby, put me on your flight

I'm not a teacher, babe

But I can teach you somethin'

Not a preacher

But we can pray if you wanna

Ain't a doctor

But I can make you feel better

But I’m great at writing physical love letters

I'm a freak all day, a-a-all night

Ooh, hot, top, flight

Boy, out of sight

And I’m crazy all day, a-a-all night

Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life?

Schoolin’ life

Schoolin’ life

You know it costs to be the boss

One day you'll run the town

For now make your life what you decide

Baby, party 'till the fire marshalls shut this sucker down

I'm not a teacher, babe

But I can teach you somethin'

Not a preacher

But we can pray if you wanna

Ain't a doctor

But I can make you feel better

But I’m great at writing physical love letters

I'm a freak all day, a-a-all night

Ooh, hot, top, flight

Boy, out of sight

And I’m crazy all day, a-a-all night

Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life?

Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life?

Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life?

There's not a real way to live this, for real

Just remember, stay the realest, oh, yeah, oh, yeah

Don't stop running until it's finished, yeah, yeah

It's up to you, the rest is unwritten, hey, hey, hey