A Kiss A Week

So what the hell you mean that ain't no way to meet a girl?

We invented booze and bars to relax us in this world

You sit all jacked on coffee waiting for fate to enter scene, or what,

is it better being a creep, shopping for women on a screen?

You got all these theories man, on how to meet a mate

while all these women got theories on how to keep you away

I'm saying, you act so taxed, relax, don't be wound up so tight, tonight

She goes, I like your stupid shirt, what's it say "riot"?

Never have I met a girl so nice and polite, do you mind

if I catch you later though, see that there's my ride

and if you hit up Bukowski's, I'll see you later tonight

A little liquor helps us pave the way to romance,

get's you both on your way

and it all started with a kiss a week

Yes it starts with a kiss a week

Why you always point me out and say "He's booty calling!"

Last time I checked you ain't no hip-hop kid, you bawler

You're a borderline Yah-dude who should down his chick-drink quick

Wanna meet up with her stat, before the booze trump out my logic

And every morning we'd be both quiet

Both with headache, that don't feel very nice

Quickly we'd escape each other, yes, yes, fun, fun, see you later

Daylight's for recovery, walking home is a misery

She said,

"It's simple shit, we're bad but it's fun

It's simple shit, to be too good is just dumb"

Both staying up so late at night

Hell let's try this in the light

"Cause if we keep coming back

The chemistry must be on track

Eventually we'd both stick around

Pounding coffee and joking around

Soon we'd call each other before we went out

But we know how it started, yes we know how it started with

A little liquor helps us prove the way to romance,

got us both on our way