A Wicked Hardcore Christmas

Have yourself a wicked hardcore christmas

You know those yankees lost

from now on the red sox are no longer cursed

Have yourself a friggin awesome christmas

I hope you totally hook up

call that broad from high school that was always drunk

once again we're livin high school days

you know those wasted days of the old

hammered friends that are wicked fucked

they'll be pukein up on the floor

through the years we'll all be drunk in boston

doin Jager bombs

call my brother bobby so we can all get so high

have yourself a wicked pisser christmas

let's watch nanna get drunk

remember last year when she passed out in your brother's trunk

have yourself a friggin awesome christmas

come and sit right here

don't be retarded let's shortgun another beer

shoppin drunk down in harvard square

or was it davis square

who cares?

fanueil hall can really suck my balls

but the rack is so queer

through the years we'll all be drunk in boston

rootin for the sox

go call my girl, i'm really way to friggin drunk

have yourself a wicked hardcore christmas

get your ass up and cheer

sing loud boston and raise your favorite pint of beer

and let's all wish the sox another kick ass year