Not Fuckin' Around

Okay, I'll answer for real

If I found myself stranded on an island with 6 million girls,

well, I'd put them all to work

We'd build a kickass sailboat to get me back to you

See, I'm not fucking around

I just love how you come up with these

You're saying if I was drunk and away on tour

and if we were in a ooh big fight

and then some loosey twit started flirting with me

Well, even drunk and bummed out I'd say you best move on girl,

I don't mess around

No!

Whoah-oh-oh-oh

Yah-yah-yah-yah

So do you have it straight? If not keep on asking

The bar's open late and I don't mind

Until you finally see, with you, I won't be fucking around

Sure, we'll have two more drinks, and just a bit closer

Hit me with another of your silly questions

When the sun comes up, you'll see I won't be fucking around

If my friends from school days brought me to a strip club,

bought me some of those lap dances, say what would I do then?

Well, I'd have to point to Mikey, see he don't have too much luck with the ladies

Tell the girls "There, that's me,"

then I'll call you up so we can razz it around

What if you high school girlfriend showed up while I was away?

Well, I'd go under the sink

and grab some insect repellent and spray that girl away!

Yeah, I'll stop my stealing

I'll stop my fighting

I'll change my dirty ways

For you just you yeah

I'm damn well smart (and I know what I got)

and I won't be fucking around

So are you feeling good?

Do you know I'm yours?

Raise up that head and those cute shoulders

Let's head on home

I'll never be fucking around