Somebody's Been Sleeping in my Bed

Now I'm a family man that works hard for the money

with the sweetest wife ever *smak* I love you honey

I buy her everything, if it takes my last dollar

Even her nails and her hair to be done at the beauty parlor

We spend ample time together, doin dinner and a movie

and whatever else sounds groovy

And when we want real excitement and drama, word to momma

we walk around in our pajamas in the Bahamas

I love her and I need her and I never ever cheat her

I'm far too carin to be considered a woman beater

My style is gentle, romantic and friendly

Nothin like the husband from _Sleeping With the Enemy_

I thought that she was in love with me

I used to think that she couldn't get enough of me

But lately things been seemin strange and..

baby you changed

Somebody's... been sleeping in MY bed..(2x)

Now I've heard of traffic but I've never heard of when

you get off at five and don't make it home til ten

Another thing that I can't comprehend:

matchbox and pens from the Holiday Inn

And every night that I had to work late

I come home to see that the bathroom ain't straight

I look at the toilet bowl and wonder whassup

because I know damn well that she don't piss with the seat up

And lookin at the underwear in the room

Now I wear silk drawers; whose Fruit of the Looms?

Another thing that's quite bizarre -

my bathrobe smelled like Brut, but I use Dakar

Now I'm seein that she's treatin me crummy

Also, she must take me for some dummy

Because she'll lay in bed and say, "Come on in"

but them ain't the same bedsheets from this morning

Now yeah my dear have you been busted

but I still feel like P.E., +Can't Truss It+

You need another lover like you need a hole in your head

and you might get that, you cheesy rat

Cause thinkin about the cost of a divorce

I feel like Johnny Taylor, it's cheaper to keep her

Cheatin on me, what's the reason why?

I hope you die

Somebody's... been sleeping in MY bed.. (2x)

You done hurt me, broke my heart

and played me for your fool

Now here's my chance to get back at you

and I'm gonna blow my cool

All day long, I'm just singin a

somebody done somebody wrong song

I'm tryin to see how far can this kid go

before our relationship ends up on skid row

Why should I try to stay attached to her

when I'm probably better anywhere as a bachelor

So go 'head girl with that game you're talkin

And since you look like CeCe Peniston, +Keep On Walkin+

Your your your cheatin heart, you're tryin to rip mine apart

Uhh, I wish I'd seen it from the start

Cause now you're caught in what you thought was a fort

Took a short, so I'll see you in court

Somebody's... been sleeping in MY bed.. (2x)

[Robin Harris]

I hate my wife

I wear my wedding ring on the finger

cause I married the WRONG GOD DAMN woman

[Richard Pryor]

I leave homegirl ?

and come back home, college feet be on