Kick My Ass

Well I walked up to the bar

I laid down my platinum card

Then I ordered fifty longnecks for my new friends

Well the barmaid passed them out

And before we chugged them down

I held mine up and

Said here's to us and then

Well this blonde slid up to me

Said that was awful sweet

Then I saw her boyfriend

As wide as he was tall

Well he broke up our hug

With a six foot, five inch shove

And I found myself slammed up

Against the wall

Why does everybody want

To kick my ass

I'm just trying to have a little fun

For all the ones who can't

And just because I kiss the prettiest girls

And I drive my truck too fast

Why does everybody want

To kick my ass

Well I've never been the type

To walk up and pick a fight

I've always been the kind to get along

I throw parties all the time

And there always on my dime

We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn

Well my style of stress relief

Sometimes disturbs the peace

The police show up

And cut donuts in my yard

And while the Zeppelin's playing loud

They run off my party crowd

They cuff up my wrist

And throw me down so hard

Why does everybody want

To kick my ass

I'm just trying to have a little fun

For all the ones who can't

And just because I kiss the prettiest girls

And I drive my truck too fast

Why does everybody want

To kick my ass

And just because I kiss the prettiest girls

And I drive my truck too fast

Why does everybody want

To kick my ass