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Artist: Big Wig
Canonical path: /big-wig/1-800-whipped
Related lyric paths: 6
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1-800-Whipped
Read 1-800-Whipped lyrics by Big Wig on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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1-800-Whipped
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I guess we should've stayed at the beach,
But it just couldn't happen.
I wish it was more within my reach
But I'll just keep on pushin',
A day in Hell done,
what else could happen to me?
I call her up to complain
And what does she do?
She falls asleep!
She falls asleep on the phone...
Another day passes,
Another day too hectic!
What do I do now?
I think she may be narcoleptic.
I call her up, I feel alone,
I'm hoping that she's home.
I'll apologize about the coffee pot,
I call her almost every night,
And every night we start to fight.
She falls asleep on the phone,
I call her up I feel alone
There's nothing to talk about
So she falls asleep on the phone.
She falls asleep! You've changed,
I've changed, We've changed,
She's changed.
She falls asleep on the phone
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