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Artist: Dan Bigras
Canonical path: /bigras-dan/la-femenina
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La Femenina
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La Femenina
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Oyé! Oyé! Mesdames et messieurs
Ce soir je vais vous raconter
L'histoire de la macho
La macho, c'est un animal
Avec peut-être le gros boui-boui
Mais sûrement le très petit coco
Les filles pour lui, c'est comme les quilles
Que ça reste debout, ça le rend fou
Lui le champion de la verticale
Exige la femme horizontale
La femenina, toujours, toujours cherchera
La femenina, jamais, jamais trouvera
Pauvre, pauvre macho n'a rien compris
Hypnotisé par son nombril
Il se fatigue, il se donne chaud
Il se surmène la libido
À cause de la rimette
Met sa grosse corvette aux oubliettes
Survolté, surexcité
Il brandit son pédoncule
Il ne craint pas le ridicule
Son flambeau, c'est son ego
La femenina, toujours, toujours cherchera
La femenina, jamais, jamais trouvera
Quand la blonde lui est fatale
Ils se console à pianoter
Trouve la note sur son clavier
Noir d'ébène aux dents d'ivoire
Sur laquelle il peut trotter
Mais jamais ne pourra la chevaucher
La femenina, toujours , toujours cherchera
La femenina, jamais, jamais trouvera
La femenina, toujours , toujours cherchera
La femenina, jamais, jamais trouvera
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