Here's your sign (Get the picture)

I just hate stupid people

They should have to wear signs

That just say I'm stupid

That way you wouldn't

Rely on them, would you

You wouldn't ask them anything

It would be like, excuse me

Oops, never mind

I didn't see your sign

It's like before my wife and I

Moved from Texas to California

Our house was full of boxes

There was a U-Haul truck

In our driveway

My friend comes over and says

Hey, you moving

Nope, we just pack our stuff up

Once or twice a week

Just to see how many boxes it takes

Here's your sign

Why can't they get the picture

Why don't they understand

We're not dealing with the planet of apes

We're talking 'bout the modern man

So you people with them itsy bitsy

Teensie weensie tiny minds

Here's your sign, here's your sign

A couple of months ago

I went fishing with a buddy of mine

We pulled his boat into the dock

I lifted up this big ole stringer of bass

This idiot on the dock goes

Hey, y'all catch all them fish

Nope, talked 'em into giving up

Here's your sign

I was out in the front yard

With my boy the other day and

He was playing with his little friend

And he hit his friend and I went up to him

And I said hey, we don't hit

He looked up at me like

Here's your sign, dad

Why can't they get the picture

Why don't they understand

We're not dealing with the planet of apes

We're talking 'bout the modern man

So you people with them itsy bitsy

Teensie weensie tiny minds

Here's your sign, here's your sign

I was watching one of those

Animal shows on Discovery Channel

There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit

There's only one way to test that

All right, Jimmy, you got

That shark suit on, looks good

They want you to jump in this pool of sharks

And you tell us if it hurts when they bite

Well, all right, hold my sign

I don't wanna lose it

Why can't they get the picture

Why don't they understand

We're not dealing with the planet of apes

We're talking 'bout the modern man

So you people with them itsy bitsy

Teensie weensie tiny minds

Here's your sign, here's your sign

Last time I was home

I was driving around

I had a flat tire

I pulled my truck into one

Of these side of the road gas stations

The attendant walks out

Looks at my truck, looks at me

I swear to God he went, tire go flat

I couldn't resist, I said, nope

No I was driving around

Those other three

Just swelled right up on me

Here's your sign

Why can't they get the picture

Why don't they understand

We're not dealing with the planet of apes

We're talking 'bout the modern man

So you people with them itsy bitsy

Teensie weensie tiny minds

People with them little bitty

Teenie weenie tiny minds

Here's your sign

We were trying to sell

Our car about a year ago

A guy come over to the house

Drove the car around for

About forty-five minutes

We get back to the house

He gets out of the car, reaches down

And grabs the exhaust pipe

Then goes, damn, that's hot

See, if he'd been wearing his sign

I could have stopped him