Xenophobia

Let's be xenophobic! It's really in this year

Let's find a nasty, slimy, ugly alien to fear

There's no more cutesy stories 'bout E.T. phoning home

Let's learn to love our neighbors, like the Christians learned in Rome!

We know we ought to hate 'em; they're different, you see

We've seen they're mean and ugly on movies and TV

The folks that ought to know have told us how it's got to be

The gospel truth is found in scenes from Alien and V

Let's wipe out any lifeform that seems to be a threat

We'll serve 'em up a genocide they never will forget

'Cause if we miss a couple, they'll breed a couple more!

And soon we'll all be hating twice as many as before

You see, aliens can never be as good as humankind

A more delightful race than us you'll never, ever find

So step aside, you star slime, we're ready for your worst!

We know you want to beat us, enslave us and defeat us

Oppress us and browbeat us, unless we get you first!