Hello Sexy Pants

Hello, hello, sexy pants

Hello, hello, hello, sexy pants

Where'd you get those pants?

Where'd you get those pants?

Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello

I wanna know why it hurts so bad

Hello, sexy pants

D'ya know that I like your pants?

I'd like to take a walk with you

Through the hills of France

And it's easy as one, two

It's a one, two dance

You can make a wish come true

In your one, two pants

But down in Congress

All the boys get mad

(They get mad, they actually get pretty angry)

Hello, let's be friends

Take a friendly chance

And go all around the world

In a friendly stance

Then go to Pyongyang

And shake some hands

Every day, it's such a lovely day

To wake up in the morning

And everywhere, somebody lonely is still feeling blue

At the clothing store, nobody tells you

That the whole world is changing

At the grocery store, someone will tell you

That what changed is you

Hello, sexy lamp

Oh, that's a sexy lamp

You can light the whole darn sky

At 2 a. M

Way down in Congress

The lights go black

Simon says

I can't remember anything I've been doing

Or anything I remember

I don't care as long as we find out

What we're supposed to do

Hello, Simon Says

Let me sign your checks