Just Did a Bad Thing

I just did a bad thing

I regret the thing I did

And you're wondering what it is

I'll tell you what I did

I did a bad thing

I'm having a bad day

It's turning into a bad year

All the things I'm supposed to do

And the places I'm supposed to go

Are canceled (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Hey, what's the name of this game?

And how do you play it?

And how long does it take? (Bing-bong, bay-oh)

And how many times is the game going to change? (Ah)

Hey, let me out of this place

Out into the real world

Where maybe things can go my way

Oh, everything goes my way

Oh, everyone knows my name

I'm having a bad dream

I wonder what this bad dream means

I wonder if I'm sad

I wonder if I'm glad

Or if I'm just having a sad, glad dream

It's a sad, mad, and bad, glad dream

And I won't get mad about the dream

If you promise to believe in me

It's a sad, bad, and mad, glad scheme

It's the best scheme I have

And that's bad enough for me

And I won't get sad if you don't

See just how mad, glad my schemes can be

Just did a bad thing

I've ruined everything

And I've let the things I've ruined ruin me

Hey, what's the name of this game?

And how do you play it?

And how long shall it take? (Bing-bong, bay-oh)

And how many times is the game supposed to change? (Ah)

Hey, get me out of this place

Out into the real world

Where maybe things can go my way

Oh, everything goes my way

Oh, everything goes astray

Just did a strange thing

Now everything's pink