Mount St. Helens Is About To Blow Up

Mount St. Helens is about to blow up

And it's gonna be a fine, swell day

Everything's gonna fall down to the ground and turn grey

All of my friends, family, and animals are probably going to run away

But me, I'm feeling curious, so I think I just might stay

The Dow Jones just fell down to zero and it's gonna be a fine, swell day

And I wonder if it's gonna be as good a day as yesterday

All of these business suits that I've just purchased

Gonna have to throw them all away

And slip into something more reasonable and then dance the night away

I'm riding a pony

Into the sunset

Everything's green and gold

So I'm not in hell yet

And the people who work in my office went on vacation

'Cause they say that I haven't been paying them very much anymore

Mount St. Helens has a pretty cool gift shop

And I haven't been there in a while

And I've been wondering if it's even still there?

And the climate has been changing

And soon it's gonna change more

And we'll figure out all of the details in climate change court

Take a ride on my blimp

Oh, it's a very strong blimp

You can watch movies and play games

While riding on it

When the Sun goes down and the sky burns out

We'll never slow down

Oh, we're not going down

Mount St. Helens is feeling crazy and adventurous

That's the reason that it's so special

And it takes no answers

And it gives no questions

And it makes no excuses

And it really doesn't listen

And it seems so eccentric

And it looks so active

And it dreams of puppies

And it's filled with music