Overdosing With You

I've been thinking 'bout Gabrielle

Solis and all the desperate housewives

I've been thinking 'bout Mike Delfino and his gun

I've been drawing patterns in my mind

But I can't fall asleep

I've been counting all the sheep

There is to count

No, I can't fall asleep

That's why I'm here with you tonight

Can you lend me a DVD box

Or sing me a lullaby?

Hello Mrs. Van De Kamp

Did you clean the whole kitchen

And drink all the wine?

Hello Saferide, can you give me a safe ride back to sleep?

'Cause I wanna OD on DH

I wanna OD on DH

Let me overdose on DH with you

I've been trying to kill the pain

By watching make-believe people's fake disasters

And think if I'd been Elaine

This misery'd been followed by studio laughter

I've been looking so hard for someone who could love me

Like Will loves Grace

But they say "It's not like on your flat screen TV"

It's gotta be like on my flat screen TV

I've seen you around

I can tell that you're just like me

You'd rather watch reruns

Than deal with the bad

Spin-off called life

I'll put the kettle on

Let's not speak

Talk ruins every conversation

I've downloaded Dexter

Come, there's room next to me

Hello, Mr Sipowicz

'Ginning to understand why you act like you do

Hello, Pablo, I got this vision we can dance to

I need to OD on NYPD

I need to OD on NYPD

Let's overdose on NYPD when we're blue