Smoking In Bed

Lightning bugs buzzing 'round the piss elm tree

I'm a hundred miles form reality

Take a big drag-suck it all in

Blow it out the window, let it ride on the wind

I see indigo wheels of purple and blue

People on TV, look like me and you

There's spiders on the ceiling and buzzards on the wall

If I could find the telephone, I'd give you a call

(Chorus)

Smoking in bed, smoking in bed

It's bad for my body-good for my head

I like to lay around the house and smoke in bed

Have any y'all ever seen a mattress burn

While listening to the Byrds sing 'Turn, Turn, Turn"

I've seen it happen, I'm living proof

If you don't believe me look at the hole in my roof

Now I can lay around the here and look at the sky

And watch the fuzzy black dragons as they fly by

I think it's time to roll a bog ole fatty

And try to find the phone to call Miss Paisley Patty

(Repeat Chorus Twice)