Better Homes And Gardens

You say you're tired of her and you found a faster life

You're having trouble going home to her when you get out of work at night

You say you're dining out with friends won't be in till late

While she sits home with the children you feathered and tolerates

Now wasn't that the same little gal you swore a while back

You'd spend your whole life through

Shortly after that didn't she hang it up for life to marry you

Hey are you afraid that the boys at the office will no longer call you stud

Well secretary's an alligator shoes got in your blood

Better mind your better homes and gardens and take the kids out too

And take her home some candy and say baby I love you

Now I'm not saying that she'll forgive or even make amends

But you're bout half smart and you better start and that might just get ya back in

Have you heard that that door swings both ways my friend she can be just as gone

The best deal you ever had you ever had you ever had is waitin' right there at home

You say you're gettin' caught up early you're cheated out of life

Well you also said that you'd be a millionaire but the time you're twenty-five

Don't make it better mind your better homes and gardens take the kids to the Zoo

Spend the day with the PTA she might think that's cool

No I'm not saying that she'll forgive and let you right back in her world

She ain't gonna flip but you've got it licked if she smiles cause she's a good ole girl

Better mind your better homes and gardens take the kids out too

And take her home some flowers and say baby I love you