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Artist: Bishop Allen
Canonical path: /bishop-allen/you-ain-t-no-picasso
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You ain't No Picasso
Read You ain't No Picasso lyrics by Bishop Allen on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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You ain't No Picasso
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Nice pants
Wait in line for the elevator
Shaking hands
Got a smile like an alligator
Hey chief,
How do you do?
[Yeah.]
Everybody's evil
And they're only getting eviler
Like to stop the lockjaw
Feeding on the feebler
I carry it downtown
With a pillar in my pocket
Rocket
I would like you better if you had a job
I would like you better if you had a job
Ooh, that's right
Son of gun
Son of gun
Son of a gun
Thats quite an attitude
Could you get that notorized?
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Everybody's funny
But they ain't getting funnier
My god damn clothes
Couldn't waste the money-er
Did you-
Did you have fun at the par-tay?
At the office party.
I would like you better if you had a job
Ooh, ooh
I would like you better if you had a job
Aah-woo
Say it again
My friend
But you could've been, could've been, could've been
Ready for idle hands, idle hands
i dont know
I would like you better if you had a job
'Cause you ain't no Picasso
I would like you better if you had a job
Ooh that's right
I would like you better if you had a job
'Cause you ain't no Picasso
I would like you better if you had a job
Ooh that's right
I would like you better if you had a job
'Cause you ain't no Picasso
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