Sponk: Legend of the Were-Bison

Justin:

Evil does its silent worst

The calm before the storm

Then when you least expect it

The bison comes to call

Jim:

Well you might think you are a bad mother

And you might think that you are looking pretty cool

And you might think you are a fighter and a lover

And you might think you can't be taken for a fool

But this will take you by surprise, my friend

And this is uglier than any other horror

This is a nightmare that will never end

For you are entering a world of bisonic terror! (Please God no!)

Justin:

It's hiding round the corner

In the shadows of fear and fright

Just make sure you're on the lookout

As it stampedes through the night

Jim:

The light's not working and you're home alone

Then very suddenly you're startled by a ring

With trembling fingers you pick up the phone

But there's just silence, nobody says a thing

What is that sound that you can hear outside?

It's like the echoing of hooves upon the floor

Ghostly grunting and a spectral snort

Your heart is thudding as you slowly open up the door (oh no!)

Justin:

It's the tap-tapping at your window

It's the door handle that turns

It's the chill running down your spine

It's the terror of the herd

Jim:

An evil bison with its teeth gnashing

Its hoof is stamping and its jaws are open wide

Its legs are spindly but its horns massive

And hula hoops of doom are coming from its eyes

You try to run but you just freeze in fear

You try to scream but you cannot make a sound

If there's a lesson to be learned in here

It's not to be there when the were-bison comes around (aaaaargh!)