Bad day

This is a bad day

Motherfucker you need to get up and find your ass a job

Im sick of you just layin around all day long playin nintendo

They dont even make nintendos no more!

Where the hell you find that shit at?

And I know that you can find a job, your bus pass is in your wallet I seen that shit yesterday, you just sit up all day long!

Lie lie lie

Eat eat eat

Drink drink drink

You dont do shit! Im sick of you!

Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God

Got my asscheeks stuck to a fishin rod

Wheres the dogs aint no frogs, momma cookin breakfast with no (laws?)

I got my grub on, but didnt pig out, no Thanksgivin so we eatin, carry out

This dude came through my front door, he said I wouldnt live to see 24

I gotta go cause I got on flip flops

If I sold out then my feet 'd drop

Had to stop, at the red light, everybody laughin at my yellow dirtbike

And everythings alright

I got a beatin from Sherry, shes a transvesdite

Callin up my homies and Im askin yall

Bring twenty, bottles of alcohol

Playin football, and Im in trouble

They gave me the ball, I fumbled

And I cant believe, my best friends gay

Today was a bad day

Yeah, today was fucked up

Hey man you gotta sing fo these niggas

Today was a bad day

Today was fucked up!

I bust my ass in the shower

Got on this fresh new baby powder

Kids just today these dudes try to blast me

Saw the police, and got my ass beat

No flexin, wooped my ass, in the intersection, till I shoot thats the question

With the beats and, I was watchin rap city, shootin them craps, I got fifty

Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up

Shake em

A couple a niggas, watch me all break em

They beat my ass, I need nine, nine eleven

They threw my ass through this back door

They took all my cash flow

Punched me in the chest, and kicked me in the asshole

I just found out, my best friends gay

Today was a bad day

Yeah, today was all fucked up

Rainin an shit

Today was a bad day

Rainin shit, yeah

You seen that shit nigga

Today was fucked up!

Left my homies house paid, picked up this chick been tryin rape since twelth grade

Its ironic

Decisions and demand

An art test fired on the fan [?]

Took a trip to Miami

Got my ass beat at the twenty first grammys

My dick is so weak, so weak, so weak I put my own ass to sleep

Woke up around one, didnt hesitate to say that she didnt cum

Ridin down seven mile coast an, sippin on a potion, rubbin on some baby oil lotion

And nothin seems, to work out

She smacked me in the face, and mirked out

Today was like one of those bad dreams, jackin off with a bowl full of whip cream

Helicopter lookin for the murderer

Two in the mornin got the Cody allen [?] burger

Even with the lights of the good year blimp, and in red, bizarre aint shit

Drunk as hell, and Im throwin up

Page your cat off, so you know it aint blowin up

I found that my best friend was gay

Today was a bad day

You seen that shit nigga

Today was a bad day

Today was fucked up!

Hannicap Circus, commin soon

Bizarre, HannniCap Circus

Today was a bad day mother fucker

Fuck yall