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A Thing Named Kim

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A Thing Named Kim

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One two, one two

The diabolical's back again

With the cutmaster cool v

At the boards my man paul sea

But this goes out to my man danny dan

The beat man that makes you understand

He want me to tell somethin bout this girl named kim

I'ma do it like this

[verse one]

Well it was one of those days when nothing's right with the world

I was half broke, bored, and fed up with my girl

Lookin for somethin to do but wonderin how long

It would take for the next thing to go wrong

So i decided to hang, go out and ease my mind

I told myself you would never know what you might find

I took a hot bubble bath, instead of a shower

Got rid of "the dragon," it took me a hour

Decided on a sweatsuit, gucci red and white

Some rings and some ropes, and then i'm on for the night

The gucci sneakers some cologne, i think aramis

I look in the mirror and said, "biz you look - marvelous!"

I jetted out the door, and hailed a taxi

And said "54 in a hurry," and jumped in the backseat

We arrived he said, "$8.50 and that don't count my tip"

I said, "don't drink and drive -

Gimme my change before i bust ya lip!"

The club was jumpin and word is bond

I saw girls walkin around with jeans painted on

Splittin they skirts up the middle, tight leather and lace

Both me and jimmy agree, we're gonna like this place

Took a seat at the bar, the girl said what are ya drinkin?

A coke and a smile child, and slid her a lincoln

Took a sip of my four dollars, she looked at me strange

I said, "psych i bet you thought you was gonna keep the change"

I made my way through the crowd, it was plain to see

Same everywhere i go, all eyes on me

I sat down at the table, and one of the staff

Said, "ain't you the biz" i said, "

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