Young Girl Bluez

"Huh huh huh, now what was I to do?

She's crying over me and she was feeling blue, I said" - Slick Rick (Repeat 4x)

I was walking down the street, just a minding my biz

I saw this young lady, the ultimate

She had a pair of jugs that was so fine

Then I took a look at that behind

36-24-36, I looked to her and I said "I need a fix"

I asked her the same blahzay, blahzay

Her name, where she live, and how much she weigh

I got her digits and gave her my 1-800 beeper number

You can leave a message under the name of Rhumba

I know you're bugging off, then I will be too

But every time she be walking, she turns the heads of the crew

Word is bond, I wouldn't be messing

With this girl if I knew she was an adolescent

To all the guys over 21, here's the news:

It's the hip-hop version of the Young Girl Bluez

"Huh huh huh, now what was I to do?

She's crying over me and she was feeling blue, I said" (Repeat 4x)

As the story goes on, I get a little deeper

I got a strange message on my 1-800 beeper

Call my looney, crazy, psychotic or dumb

But I got a good message from a girl named Rum

Come and get me from Mickey D's at 8

That's where I work after school, pick me up for a date

I was so excited that she called my pager

But never thought to ask if she was a teenager

She mentioned going to school, but I didn't think it was high

If you saw what I saw, then you know why

You wouldn't believe or even think of

A bird like that could be a dove

I picked her up in my Lexus coupe

Only God knows what I'm doing is an oof

Am I robbing a cradle? I'm very confused

I'm stuck in the middle of the Young Girl Bluez

"Huh huh huh, now what was I to do?

She's crying over me and she was feeling blue, I said" (Repeat 4x)

Now I was seeing her for about half a year

Everything was fine and dandy without shedding a tear

Age ain't nothing but a number, that's what Chi-Ali said

Okay then why don't you get that through the judge's head

Proceeding along, I must have to say

It was coming very close to her birthday

I asked "What do you want?" She said "A pair of earrings"

I never knew what an avalanche the future brings

Her birthday came and she gave a party

I arrive kind of late to the place to be

People was excited for seeing my face

If my mother ever knew I would be a disgrace

"How old are you now?" to Rhumba-reen

I was in shock when they screamed "Sixteen!"

I felt like falling apart when I heard the news

This is the never-ending saga of the Young Girl Bluez!

"Huh huh huh, now what was I to do?

She's crying over me and she was feeling blue, I said" (Repeat 4x)