Scotland's Worst Invention

I hate tv

Watch a film instead

Hundreds of channels

Still nothing on

Except for what not to wear

And now on, on sky one

The simpsons

I’ve seen this one

Previously on lost

We're going to watch fifteen minutes that you've already watched

And 'cause every episode's exactly the same

We're going to leave you on a cliffhanger again

Nothing on

I'm channel hopping but it seems to me there's nothing that I want to watch

I feel like stopping but it's easier to just sit and drop off

Bbc, I see

Mtv, I see

Abc, I see

Itv, I see

What's with all these fucking soaps?

I want ray mears not hollyoaks

You might think that I'm being blunt

But who seriously watches bargain hunt?

I don't take note of what they say

'Cause I look good naked anyway

I know, I know, I want it

I know I want it

Daytime tv makes me sick

And I'm sick of it

Go outside, ride a bike

Just do something

Stand by