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Frankenstein's Monster Wants a Wife

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Frankenstein's Monster Wants a Wife

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She's much too fresh.

Where did you get her?

No, don't confess for I must wed her

To my abomination son of man.

"Doc Frankenstein!"

Who said that?

"Won't you be mine?"

Now, cut that out!

I've got cuttin' to do.

I'm not finished with you.

No chit-chat till this is through.

It's no easy operation

To apprehend the apparition

To make the phantom corporeal,

Substantial stuff for us to feel.

Scalpel please. Make incision.

Scissors! Oh, these quick decisions!

It takes a steady hand...

Curse my monster's sick demands!

How does she look?

Do the scars show?

She's all sewn up

With no place to go,

Save on a hellish honeymoon

That ends all too soon in hell, well...

"Doc Frankenstein!"

Who said that?

"Won't you be mine?"

Baby, how you been?

Oh my, your hand's so cold.

But I'll be bold and hold it anyhow.

It's all so thrilling

When you're willing

To fudge and fake

To make a killing

Still I want to tear it apart!

Stop the beating of this hideous heart!

Why do I abandon my endeavor to sever

To pick up the needle and sew it back together?

Oh, it's neverending, can't you see?

Just cut this hand off, it's offending me!

Once dead, but now...

It's alive!

It's alive!

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