Caught At The Pub

Two pints thanks mate... Cheers

So anyway... Umm

How does it go again man?

Starts on a little house

And then literally the, the government are tryina

Knock down this bastards house to build a, you know

Super freeway through it

Yeah...

He hasn't been payin his bills and that

He's a bit late on em, So what

And, While that happens - While they're tryin to do that

His mate, that he thought was a bit strange

But has always been from another galaxy (haha yeah)

Comes and goes

Oi bro, forget this sh*t - The world's about to fu*kin blow up bro

We need to get the f**k outta here

I know this alien race that's comin

And they're gonna blow the whole fuc*in thing up

What?

Now let's hitch-hike, I got this little ring on

And we'll get together and go

And this c*nts goin

Whatya talkin about man I'm tryin to save my home

And the guy, who's an alien, who's tryin to fu*kin tell him let's go

Is Mos Def

Bullsh*t

Oh dude he's so good man

It's such a classic film man

Are you serious?

It's one of the best thing's I've ever seen bro

What the f*ck?

Like seriously man,

I can't believe I've never heard of this

I'm not fu*kin with you at all

That's so, It's a trippy movie huh?

Yeah of course it is bro! It's an LSD trip bro!

Oh dude it's fu*kin, it's halarious

So man when was this written?

Oh the book was probably done... 1969

Uh-huh

Then the movie, yeah the movie was just done now

But cause they, yeah because they needed the ummm

Big budget

They needed the technology mate, cause you can't do a movie like that, you know what I mean?

Yeah

And so, he get's him up in this spaceship

BOOM! the fu*kin world blows up

And he's off, and he's goin, And Mos Def is sayin to him

Mate I'm sorry to tell you this, but,

Your on a spaceship that we've just hitch-hiked on

And the, your whole world has just blown up

What the f*ck...

Yeah... It's fuc*in heavy

Ahaha Oh fuc*in imagine if everythin blew up

F**kin oath

And you were up there...

That's nuts

Alright what've we got now?