Run For Your Life

You're standing at the laundry

Looking over the fence

Suddenly you see it

And you get the fidgets

You peep up and down the street

If there is something watchin' you

But nobody knows

What you're going to do

You're crazy to get this ladies knickers

But the catch is that the man shows up

Cocked ears on tiptoe, scowlin' at you

He might turn out to be a cop

Run for your life

You're standing at the laundry

Looking over the fence

You're eyes cannot detach

From this ladies pants

Suddenly you're jumpin' over the hedge

Pullin' down the slip from the line

You had such a great desire to get them

So how can this be crime

You're crazy to get this ladies knickers

Now you hold them in your hands

So turn to run before the cop with the obscene leer

Realize his competence

Run for your life