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Artist: Blood On The Dance Floor
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Yo Ho 2 (Pirate Life)
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Yo Ho 2 (Pirate Life)
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A pirate walks into the bar wearing a paper towel on his head.
He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks: Why are you wearing a paper towel?
Argh!, says the pirate: I've got a bounty on my head!
I didn't choose the pirate life
The pirate life chose me
With a yo ho!
Bottle rum we go
Wenches in the background
There she blows
Shots fired
Anchors aweigh
Party like the pirate
Seize the day
Captain D on the mir
Prepare the sails
Ready the crew
May your anchor be tight
Your cork be loose
Your rum be spiced
Your compass be true
Tony Montana
And I just kill for fun
I'm a pirate, baby
Shots fired with a loaded gun
Captain Hook and I got you shook
Bitches wanna talk
I offed 'em and said walked the plank
I'll pillage the village
And bone all the witches
Swabbing my dick
And take all the riches
Follow my heart
Wherever it goes
Boats and hoes
You know the code
Argh! Argh!
We are one
One are we
Argh! Argh!
Pirates we
Will always be
I didn't choose the pirate life
The pirate life chose me
With a yo ho!
Bottle rum we go
Wenches in the background
There she blows
Shots fired
Anchors aweigh
Party like the pirate
Seize the day
HMS vendetta
Get up on my ship
We party like heathens
Get wenches to strip
Attack like a kracken
A mermaid assassin
Slay bitches get money
Bow down I'm your captain
Like a volcano
I'm ready to blow
Triple X make waves
An sink down below
Raise your sails
Prepare for a swell
Dead seamen
Have no tale to tell
Got double Ds
Up in this treasure chest
Gold doubloons around my neck
Keep those sailors boys in check
So much rum we're gonna wreck
I didn't choose the pirate life
The pirate life chose me
With a yo ho!
Bottle rum we go
Wenches in the background
There she blows
Shots fired
Anchors aweigh
Party like the pirate
Seize the day
Why is the rum all gone!?
Need to put my pants back on
Everybody sing along
I's a pirate life for me
When times start to get hard
Let's just say: Fuck it, argh!
Say goodbye to stormy seas
Sing it now
We're finally set free
I didn't choose the pirate life
The pirate life chose me
With a yo ho!
Bottle rum we go
Wenches in the background
There she blows
Shots fired
Anchors aweigh
Party like the pirate
Seize the day
I didn't choose the pirate life
The pirate life chose me
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