I'm a Wigga

I wear fake gold to make up for my little cock

Got my rag on backwards so i look just like 2pac

With my cap tilted cause i'm tryin' to hide,

The fact that i'm from maine, but i represent the south side

Got a bb gun that looks just like a "mac 10"

If i shot your biatch it might not even break her skin

I wear my jeans so low you can see my booty crack

Got chrome painted rims on my 86'pontiac

With fuzzy dice in a rigged up black/white

My curfew's at 10 but i stay out till midnight

Sittin' in my ride puffin bennys from my one hitter

Can't smoke at home cause ill get caught by my baby sitter

I wanna be black but with my mustache i look mexican

I learned how to spit rhymes from readin green eggs and ham

I talk plenty shit so that must make me hard

I did a 2 day stretch from stealin at wal-mart

I'm a wigga so go figure

I'm just a white boy that wants to be a nigger

Don't forget the dew rag take me to the tanning booth

Got a little bling bling next week i'm gettin a gold tooth

Callin up some honeys the only give me pussy cause i say i got the money,

None of my hoes are over 13 cuz to these little tricks my dick looks humongous

I live my mammas basement and i'm almost 23

Other than that there's nothin goin for me

Never had a hard day in my life, you see,

Except when i took my mother fuckin "g.e.d"

I ain't a gangsta bitch,i'm just a pranksta bitch and if you step to me,i run just like a bitch

I run just far enough to where you cant catch me,

Peel out in my ride and call you pussy

But livin in the suburbz i'm the toughest on my block and every little hoe is ridin' all up on my jock

Not packin too much meat so i stuff it with a sock

Remember the first line, yeh i said: "i had a little cock"

I'm a wigga so go figure

I'm just a white boy that wants to be a nigger

My closets full of boo boo sippin on the 40's

My name is really carl but you can call me shorty

When you see me struttin' down the street walkin' with a limp its not because i'm hard its cause i got my ass kicked by a bunch of real g's they beat my ass and shanked me with a knife for tryin to be down and claim in ghetto life

It'll all catch up to you in the end some day you'll be alone and i'll be with all my friends and we'll kick your ass, yeh we'll beat you down

Motherfucker don't make me act a clown

I ain't in a gang but i can talk the slang

I know the ebonics hand book like it ain't no thang

So i must be real yo

I listen to mc hammer and i'm down with my new dough

So that pretty much how the story goes

I'm the suburban gangsta that fucks 12 year olds

Just a skinny honky that tries to act tough but i'm the first to back down if you call my bluff

I'm a wigga so go figure

I'm just a white boy that wants to be a nigger

Smokin' tokin' stank were a pick in my hurr

Stompin' in my air force 1's but can't afford 2 pair...