Kriwas-krawas
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Kriwas-krawas
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Je, je, jemine! Sauteisch ålls Kriwas-Krawas!
Du es isch a Schmäh!Der Joschi, der Pepi, der Joe und der Sepp,
dia hoaßa eigentlich Josef, des woaß a jeder Depp!
Bei ins dahoam hoaßt jeder zwoate scho Hans,
jå außer der Kurtl - zu dem saht ma "Franz"!
Der Vroni ihr Joe, isch a gånz a liab'r Bua.
Er sauft viel und redt' nix, und sie liesnat zua!
Wenn er blau isch, geit's Schläg' åb'r sie hått'n gera!
Nåch d'r Hochzeit, so hofft sie, werd's ånderschter wera!
Der Joschi isch feig und a ängschtlicher Hås,
åb'r wenn er an Rauch håt, nåcha traut er sich wås!
Den Joschi håt's im Rausch vo åaner Brugga åuigåhaut!
Bungi-Jumping ohne Soal, du, wås der sich ålls traut!
An Golfplåtz und Lifte und da Gletscher voller Gift,
då verdiant ma guat dabei - und nåcha åb nåch Haweii!
Mir houba blos åa Walt, åb'r jeder will's Kloagald,
nåch schleicht ma sich davo - irgendwenn hålt auf'm Mo!
A Bårtwisch isch koa Gåtza und a Lample isch koa Kåtza.
Bschlober Pfårrer, der håt z'Pfingschta wieder's
Speck-Bsteck z'spat b'stellt!
Jå mi v'rzrtzt d'r Åft'rmåntig, weil då geah m'r hoanza -
außer, wenn's schifft! Fürchtet euch nicht!
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