Bo Meets The Monster

I was sittin' in my front room

I heard a loud crash

I run to the window to see what was there

Out into trouble my old apple tree

There was a one-eyed-purple-people-eater

Lookin' at me

He yelled, 'ooh-ooh, bluh-bluh-bluh-bluh'

I jumped in my plane

And i took to the clouds

I had to go see what the mess all about-a

A-this mess my mother did not understand

All these funny lookin' people from another land

He hollered, 'ooh-ooh, bluh-bluh-bluh-bluh'

My baby standing in the do' and she was hollin' real loud

'bo diddley, bo diddley, don't leave me in this house'

I said, 'take it easy baby, you know i've got to go'

I said, 'lock all the windows and bolt all the do's'

She hollered, 'ooh-ooh-ooh, bluh-bluh-bluh-bluh'

A-when i saw their master boy, you oughta see

He was a-wiggling and a-grinnin' and a-stigglin' at me

I jumped in my plane and i made it back home

The purple people eaters had my baby and gone

I hollered, 'ooh-ooh, bluh-bluh-bluh-bluh'.