Unbelievable

It's unbelievable, it's strange but true

It's inconceivable it could happen to you

You go north and you go south

Just like bait in the fish's mouth

Ya must be livin' in the shadow of some kind of evil star

It's unbelievable it would get this far

It's undeniable what they'd have you to think

It's indescribable it can drive you to drink

They said it was the land of milk and honey

Now they say it's the land of money

Who ever thought they could ever make that stick

It's unbelievable you can get this quick

Every head is so dignified, every Moon is so sanctified

Every urge is so satisfied as long as you're with me

All the silver, all the gold, all the sweethearts you can hold

That don't come back with stories untold, are hanging on a tree

It's unbelievable like a lead balloon

It's so impossible to even learn the tune

Kill that beast and feed that swine

Scale that wall and smoke that vine

Feed that horse and saddle up the drum

It's unbelievable, the day would finally come

Once there was a man who had no eyes

Every lady in the land told him lies

He stood beneath the silver skies

And his heart began to bleed

Every brain is civilized

Every nerve is analyzed

Everything is criticized when you are in need

It's unbelievable, it's fancy-free

So interchangeable, so delightful to see

Turn your back, wash your hands

There's always someone who understands

It don't matter no more what you got to say

It's unbelievable it would go down this way